never tell a girl that hitting your cervix will make you go nonverbal unless you're okay with her treating it like a mute button
i think it’s a shame that this gold is wallowing in the tags
anyone else notice how nothing happened in august
speak for urself i think i strait up #Gotkilled 3 times
Roomba kept crying because she couldn't find her spring toy and uh. Well, she had a good reason for it.
spring
She's blind, she makes a lot of different sounds, and her poor social skills mean she tries to groom any other cat she bumps into. She doesn't bump into furniture or walls anymore but she used to. Whenever she bumped into something, she'd just turn around and keep going.
